He Should Have Stayed On The Farm

Football fan Sir Elton John has stunned followers of the sport by declaring he has no time for the World Cup. During a sold-out concert at Worcester's New Road Cricket Ground this week, the Your Song singer stunned fans when he raged about not caring for the current international tournament, which started in Germany on Friday.

The lardy baldy singer says, "I love football, but I'm sick of the World Cup. Who cares about Angola versus Portugal? I don't even care about England."